You don't have the guts.
Yes! I finally made it to my next post. I have had one hell of a week, or weeks, as in plural. Damn. Well, I’m going to start with a few updates for my loyal readers. My blog has been shaping nicely in my views, and I’ll be going to some events in and around Stockton.CA, so you guys can stay in touch whether you’re here or somewhere else. So, on the agenda, there are three things that I said I would talk about, those being:
- 1) Ink
- 2) Beads
- 3) Water
Read on for more tattoos!
So, this post will be fulfilling my first topic: Ink! If you don’t know me, or have met me in person but don’t know me well enough to see my body (yes, that is a privilege :p), then you would have no idea that I have tattoos. Of course, being the strange guy I am, I decided to plaster them all over the Internet, but for the most part they’re hidden well enough to not interfere with my everyday life. Soooo, returning to the topic at hand, I decided to get a new and fresh tattoo, and what better place then on my bottom lip? Well, the first thing you may say is, “Why there?”, “That’s not hardcore!”, and whatever else your demented mind may ask you to say. Still, I picked that spot for a few reasons; “they” say that spot on your body is one of the least painful places to be inked (liars!), it is small and relatively hidden, and because I wanted it there. Follow so far? Great. So, to cut this thing short, after about 7 minutes of contemplation (seriously), I settled on two words: “BITE ME”. Why? I don’t know. Why’s the sky blue, why do cows make milk, why are Jeffrey Self and Cole Escola comedic masterminds? Because I say so, that’s why! Actually, no. However, “BITE ME” is very “telling” of my outlook on many things, and it suits me perfectly! I also decided to redo my chest tattoo, which again, if you haven’t seen it, is my last name across my chest in Black and Red. It hurt, but not that bad.
Out with the old...
And in with the new!
I love my new tattoos, and if you don’t, just read my lip, literally. 
this is very cool. i like how you talked about your tattoos. haha . but two questions.. 1-what about the beads and water?!
2-why’d you delete your myspace ?
hahahaha
The Beads and the Water will be coming very shortly. As for the Myspace, I decided it’s no longer for me.
Ummm, hey Juan? One of your pictures is backwards. :]
Ohhh. That’s true. What do you call those things that people do that are dumb but still kind of funny? Yes, that would be a quirk of mine. haha. Thanks for letting me know anyways.